Illegal alien heaven: All you can eat meals, free doctors and dentists, free clothing, flat screen TV's, free lawyers

When can I move in?

KXAN-TV reported on the Obama administration’s illegal alien detention center:

“The amenities do not stop simply at safe.

Families will be given a health examination upon arrival along with six sets of fresh clothing for each member. Doctor attention will be available at all times and residents will have access to a dentist. Even the walls of the center have been painted with many colorful characters and pictures as many children are expected to call it home.

““There will be cartoons playing for children and games of that nature,” said Lucero.

“Other amenities include recreational fields, a library, internet access, and a cafeteria which will serve three all-you-can-eat meals a day. Certified teachers will also be on site to provide year-round education and small jobs will also be available paying $3 a day for four hours of work.”