Rand Paul's epic Twitter Festivus rant...

In honor of Festivus, tomorrow I will be airing my grievances, mostly against Washington.    Check back here in the morning.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

"I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!" (Frank Costanza, 1997).
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Airing of Grievances begins...
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

In Washington, "bipartisan deal" is a synonym for "increasing our debt"
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

One party seems to like some of the Bill of Rights.   The other party, some more.   Few willing to stand up for the whole thing.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

The recent "bipartisan deal" will add 7 trillion more debt.  And was hailed as an example of Washington "getting something done."
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Let's move on to the Senate.   If you want more bipartisan cooperation,  talk more not less.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Allow more debate and amendments.   Don't change the rules to run it with an iron fist.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Minor grievance:  I can never remember when to move my car for DC street cleaning.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Today has another significance besides a Festivus:   It is the 100th anniversary of the Federal Reserve.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

So now some Fed Grievances.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Fed policies make you poorer, and hurt the poor and middle class the most.  Ridiculous monetary policies increase the costs of goods.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

So you can thank the Fed for your grocery and gas bills getting out or control.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

In response to some of your tweets, there will be no feats of strength, and I have no plans to end Festivus by wrestling with Senator Reid.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Back to Grievances...
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

The Senate cafeteria never has burgoo.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Grievance with my otherwise wonderful staff: leave the turtleneck alone.   I like it and so do viewers.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Too many people wearing ties on TV as it is
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Obamacare is the untouchable "law of the land" but sequester cuts aren't
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

I still have a lot more problems with you people (Washington).   I will be back later with more.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

One more Festivus grievance about bipartisanship.    @CoryBooker doesn't RT me enough.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

One more Festivus grievance about bipartisanship.    @CoryBooker doesn't RT me enough.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

I still have some more problems with you people (Washington).    I am back to air some more grievances.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Too often politicians try the same thing over and over again even if it is clear it isn't working.    We need to give new ideas a try.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

For example, my economic freedom zones.   We have tried big government in places like Detroit.  Let's try something different.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Washington has too much power over too many crimes.   We should make fewer federal crimes and fewer mandatory minimum sentences.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

I liked my plan.   I did not get to keep it.
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2013

Much more here...