Obvious: Obama's illegal alien uncle gets legal status...

Hey, we can never have too many drunk drivers...

Via The Hill:

President Obama’s uncle was granted legal residency in an immigration court in Boston on Tuesday.
Judge Leonard I. Shapiro of the Justice Department’s U.S. Immigration Court approved Onyango “Omar” Obama’s application for legal residency in the United States, according to the Boston Globe. He faced the threat of deportation at the hearing.
The paper’s immigration reporter, Maria Sacchetti, live-tweeted the proceeding.
“Thank you, your honor,” Omar Obama said, according to Sachetti’s Twitter feed.[...]
Omar Obama, 69, was born in Kenya and is the half-brother of the president’s late father. He has lived in the United States since the 1960s.