Comedy Gold: Obama adds clean coal to energy independence website after losing 40% of WV primary vote to TX inmate

Can you smell the fear?

Weekly Standard:

After Barack Obama's disappointing showing in the West Virginia Democratic primary--the president received less than 60 percent of the vote while a federal inmate in Texas won more than 40 percent--it seems the Obama reelection team may be realizing it has a problem in coal country.[...]

All topics are still available to read except for "fuel efficiency." That's been replaced by "clean coal." The site touts Obama's "10-year goal to develop and deploy cost-effective clean coal technology."