This is a real cheap shot. A sitting US Senate is invoking fear for Santa's safety to shill for global warming
. Dear Santa Claus,
I am writing out of concern, because you may have to move from the North Pole due to the dramatic melting of Arctic sea ice. The Navy's chief oceanographer says that by the summer of 2020 the North Pole may not have summer ice and other scientists project that an ice-free Arctic is possible as soon as 2012!...
I am worried about your safety and your ability to deliver billions of Christmas gifts if the ice cap on the North Pole no longer stays frozen all year. What will happen to your house, your workshop, the elves' houses and your reindeer barns?
Shameful! Absolutely shameful!
ReplyDeleteGotta be kept in mind that our corrupt Senator from "the Soprano State" has received (ostensibly from Santa) in response to his head-up-the-cloaca publicity stunt numerous notes duplicating that wonderful 1974 Cleveland Stadium reply to a lawyer complaining about fans throwing paper airplanes.
ReplyDeleteThey inevitably read something like: "I feel that you should be aware that some a**hole is signing your name to stupid letters."
Living in New Jersey as I do, and suffering Sen. Menendez as I have done throughout his political career, I can assure readers here that NO a**hole but Sen. Menendez himself signs his correspondence.
And he's certainly a**hole enough to have written and signed the letter currently under discussion.