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Saturday, November 20, 2010
TSA Fail: Longest Security Line Ever (video)
500 feet going in two different directions at Chicago O'hare airport on November 16, 2010. These new security procedures are causing nightmares for fliers and it isn't even National Opt-Out Day yet.
I'm opting out. I'm driving to my Thanksgiving destination. Airlines lose, airport parking losers, airport vendors lose, oil companies win. Fortunately I don't need a body scan or a pat down to buy unleaded.
I-WOULD BE THE CORRECT MAN FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA TO HIRE TO CLEAN UP THIS TSA CLUSTER-F**K-BUT MY UNEMPLOYED, EDUCATED ,ASS IS SITTING AT HOME-NOT SOLVING YOUR PROBLEMS! DO YOU WANT ACTION-DO YOU WANT SOLUTIONS? HIRE ME-AND I WILL TRAIN PROFILERS AND BEEF WELL-ARMED GUARDS THAT ARE BELIEVABLE IN YOUR AIRPORTS. IF YOU KEEP ON GOING DOWN THE PATH OF WHAT AIRLINES ARE HANDING YOU-YOU WILL BE IN LINE THE DAY YOU DIE-AND NOT EVEN KNOW YOU ARE DEAD!I WATCHED "THEIR WAY"-THE LAUGHS ARE OVER-NOW IT'S TIME TO GET TO WORK!
I'M OPTING OUT NOT TO GUARD YOU-SO I WON'T CATCH YOUR WRATH, AND IF SOMETHING BLOWS UP, I'LL BE AT HOME WATCHING RERUNS OF BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER----AND I D-O HAVE THE EXPERIENCE AND PROFILER-SENSITIVE ABILITIES! YOU DIDN'T PAY----YOU BOUGHT MACHINES-THAT LOOK LIKE BURGER KING WHOPPER BROILERS-ENJOY THE "WELL-DONE" BURGERS! NOW-YOU CAN'T AFFORD REAL SECURITY-AS YOU STAND IN LINES AND GET FINGERED AND GOOSED! ENJOY............
I'm opting out. I'm driving to my Thanksgiving destination. Airlines lose, airport parking losers, airport vendors lose, oil companies win. Fortunately I don't need a body scan or a pat down to buy unleaded.
ReplyDeleteI-WOULD BE THE CORRECT MAN FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA TO HIRE TO CLEAN UP THIS TSA CLUSTER-F**K-BUT MY UNEMPLOYED, EDUCATED ,ASS IS SITTING AT HOME-NOT SOLVING YOUR PROBLEMS! DO YOU WANT ACTION-DO YOU WANT SOLUTIONS? HIRE ME-AND I WILL TRAIN PROFILERS AND BEEF WELL-ARMED GUARDS THAT ARE BELIEVABLE IN YOUR AIRPORTS. IF YOU KEEP ON GOING DOWN THE PATH OF WHAT AIRLINES ARE HANDING YOU-YOU WILL BE IN LINE THE DAY YOU DIE-AND NOT EVEN KNOW YOU ARE DEAD!I WATCHED "THEIR WAY"-THE LAUGHS ARE OVER-NOW IT'S TIME TO GET TO WORK!
ReplyDeleteI'M OPTING OUT NOT TO GUARD YOU-SO I WON'T CATCH YOUR WRATH, AND IF SOMETHING BLOWS UP, I'LL BE AT HOME WATCHING RERUNS OF BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER----AND I D-O HAVE THE EXPERIENCE AND PROFILER-SENSITIVE ABILITIES! YOU DIDN'T PAY----YOU BOUGHT MACHINES-THAT LOOK LIKE BURGER KING WHOPPER BROILERS-ENJOY THE "WELL-DONE" BURGERS! NOW-YOU CAN'T AFFORD REAL SECURITY-AS YOU STAND IN LINES AND GET FINGERED AND GOOSED! ENJOY............
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