Crack Addicted Monkeys are Stealing Your Tax Dollars

Actually, it's not the monkeys fault. Democrats are wasting your tax dollars getting monkeys high.

The Coburn-McCain report takes issue with stimulus spending on projects like one that entailed research on how cocaine affects monkeys. The Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center was awarded $71,623 to study what the report calls, "Monkeys Getting High for Science."

For more stimulus outrage, the full pdf of the report is here.