Saturday, June 26, 2010

Woman Accusing Al Gore of Sexual Assault Says She Still Has Pants With DNA Proof


This could get interesting. At the very least, people will not be able to look at Al Gore without the term "crazed sex poodle" popping into their minds. It should be noted what the woman reportedly really wants is money.

3 comments:

Randy-g said...

Blue stained pants? Good grief what next!

Anonymous said...

Spot on, as Clinton would say...

Anonymous said...

The fact that she wanted money should not obscure the possibility that the inventor of the internet is indeed, a sex crazed poodle, who sexually assaulted this woman.

There is no way on earth the police in Portland (especially in Portland) would have gone after Gore. Considering what has become of other woman who have dared to tell the truth about a powerful man's sexual assault, asking for a million dollars is almost an insignificant kind of insurance policy.

I'll bet Miss Lewinsky could use the dividends that a million properly invested dollars would provide her with right now.