Unbearable Disappointment: Obama’s Advisors Unable to Find any Oil-Covered Birds for Photo-op During Gulf Trip

The Gulf oil spill is undoubtably a disaster, but it hasn't hit the main shore yet. If it does, Presdent Obama can quickly fly back down for a photo with oil covered birds.

The Independent reported:

Barack Obama’s media advisers were quite distressed when the President travelled down to the Louisiana coastline last week to make his first on-the-spot statement about the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. Their distress was caused by what they didn’t discover, rather than what they did. Despite their frantic requests, no photogenic dying oil-covered birds could be found to form a backdrop for the Presidential tirade as he weighed into BP...